I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Randomize
