Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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