your parents love me but you hate me
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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