thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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