I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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