What a fucking waste of an outfit
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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