We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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