I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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