She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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