singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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