Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
True strength comes from lack of pants
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
