scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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