two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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