If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Someone signed my nipple.
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