By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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