I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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