i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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