Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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