Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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