It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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