I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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