North Korea, Best Korea!
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
