Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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