I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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