I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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