She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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