I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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