I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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