Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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