He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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