flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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