idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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