that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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