and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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