Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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