Where did you get a picture of my penis
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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