so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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