Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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