Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
