he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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