Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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