why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
im holly from the hills drunk
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
