just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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