i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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