i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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