dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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