VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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