your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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