I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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