Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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