Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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