So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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