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some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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