S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
