This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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