So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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