I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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